Random Intriguing and Funny Quotes

  As you may have noticed, I really like quotes. So here is yet another post of quotes. These are just random favorites that don’t really fit in just one category.
#1. One universe, nine planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, seven seas, and I have the privilege of meeting you.
#2. Just remember; if we get caught- you’re deaf, and I don’t speak English.
#3. Our laughs? limitless
Our memories? Countless
Our friendship? endless
#4. Apologize first. Forgive instantly.
#5. If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
#6. When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
#7. There is no room for sadness
Where we see a cheery smile
It always has the same good look
It’s never out of style
#8. It is not how much you have, but how much you enjoy, that makes happiness.
#9. Anxiety does not empty tomorrow of it’s sorrows, but only empties today of it’s strengths.
#10. Of two evils, choose neither.
#11. No one knows who is listening, say nothing you would not wish put in the newspapers.
#12. Hard people, hurt people.
#13. Life before death,
Strength before weakness,
Journey before destination.
#14. Life is 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you respond to it.
#15. If you keep looking at the past, you will never turn the page to the future.
#16. I can insult my best friend. But if you do, you’re going down.
#17. He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
#18. Advice is like castor oil, easy to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
#19. When in doubt, tell the truth.
#20. Our best memories come from bad ideas.
#21. I’d take a nerf bullet for you.
#22. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
#23. True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
#24. Giving is true getting.
#25. We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… then we’ll be new friends.
#26. I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen.
#27. A good friend shouldn’t just be someone to hang out with, but someone who encourages and challenges us to be more like Jesus in our daily lives.
#28. A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
#29. If we spend our time on the newspaper, or sit hour after hour reading trashy novels,we have no reason to wonder that thought and heart go after vanity. This turning of the mind upward is half the battle. We cannot expect it to reflect that towards which it does not turn.

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